Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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