gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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