Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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