Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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It's long!

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Flop dog

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Hello.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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