- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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