- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

You see how lame this is?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

cheese

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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