I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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