Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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I'm gay.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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