- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Dick spice

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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