What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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