Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Black people having a Job.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Llamaworm

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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