- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

haha Otarts was here

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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