A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Okay, after this one then...

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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You're so straight!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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