Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Anti Joke

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