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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Knock knock, Come in...

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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