Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Women.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Small Penis.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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whats better than shoes feet

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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melon

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Anti Joke

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