You see how lame this is?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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cheese

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Your mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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