your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Harry Styles

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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