Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Neil is a reterd.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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whats white and sticky glue

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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