What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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the WNBA.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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