- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

make me a sandwich! what kind?

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

you gay?

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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