How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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