Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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