Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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