- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

A Mormon walks into a bar.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Autism speaks but not really

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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