What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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this website is non-operational.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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