Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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