Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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GONNA

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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Anti Joke

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