What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what has genitial warts? me

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Lacrosse

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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