Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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