If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Steve Jobs.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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