- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

woman's rights

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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