Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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KONY 2012

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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