A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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pudding

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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