- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

like my drawing of a white person?

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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