What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why did I get raped

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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