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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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