Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Wade's the father

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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