Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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i like men but im not gay

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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