Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Anti Joke

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