what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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