GONNA

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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YOU

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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two fish are in a tank.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Title IX

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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