Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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cancer

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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