Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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The Qur'an

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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YOLO.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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