What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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miley cyrus

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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