- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

why did the chicken cross the road

Water? I hardly know her.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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