What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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a man died

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Hi

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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