a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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don't look behind you

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Anti Joke

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