Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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