Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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