Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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AIDS

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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