Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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women's rights

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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