A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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