whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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