how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Justin

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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