A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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gingers

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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run farther?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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