How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Women's professional sports

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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