What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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hi mom

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Anti Joke

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