A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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