why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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