What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Brad Fuller!

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No.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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THE GAME

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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