Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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