One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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