Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Ruller

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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