- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

I'm a raging homosexual.

Poop.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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