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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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