Oh no! My life is ruined!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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