Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Homosexuals are gay.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

one day i went to bed

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

womens rights

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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