- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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