Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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