- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A blind man walks into a wall.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Chicken penis.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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