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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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